We regret to inform you that we cannot acquiesce to provide you with a refund, as we have already spent the money on an incentive for HP to continue carrying our products for the next 2,000 years, as well as R&D costs for a DRM project which, hopefully, will prevent users like yourself from removing Microsoft's products from their computers in the future. If all goes as planned, you will be hearing from our legal advisors soon in regard to your contempt for and failure to use our software on a computer which you purchased, by your own admission, of your own free will.
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We regret to inform you that we cannot acquiesce to provide you with a refund, as we have already spent the money on an incentive for HP to continue carrying our products for the next 2,000 years, as well as R&D costs for a DRM project which, hopefully, will prevent users like yourself from removing Microsoft's products from their computers in the future. If all goes as planned, you will be hearing from our legal advisors soon in regard to your contempt for and failure to use our software on a computer which you purchased, by your own admission, of your own free will.
Best regards,
Bill Gates